Your Life Isn't Getting Any Longer.
Let us enhance the precious time you have left, even if it's only 50 or 60 more years.
If you have a project that requires words and ideas, we're the ones to call. We've got lots of both - and we've used plenty of them to promote businesses and individuals. We can write content for your web site, a snappy, informative brochure, or thought-provoking human interest article. We'll build you up, create a buzz, and have you smiling all the way to the bank - or perhaps a late-night talk show. Who knows what the future can hold, but words can write a future that becomes reality for you. Need a speech? Done. A resume as you dash up the corporate ladder? Done. Heartfelt letters that express true feelings you may have trouble telling on your own? Done.
Are you planning a coup in the near future that requires sensitive public relations that skirt the truth without seeming like outright lies? My friend, it's like we are twins! Contact us. Put us to work. Before long your story, however fanciful, will be accepted as the only truth that ever existed. Do we prefer to tell the truth? I don't know. Do we? The way we see it at MaxZando - if it's your dime, it's your time - and what people don't know for sure... well that isn't a crime.
Life is what you make it. Your story is your story. Our goal at MaxZando is to create time for you by developing your story. Hey, none of us is getting any younger, no matter how much anti-wrinkle solution we slather on our faces or how many botulism injections we freeze our faces with. Time marches forward. There's an end out there for all of us. Let's make the most of what we have. If you own a business, you don't want to spend time hunched over a damn keyboard pounding out words. You're no masochist. No, you want to spend time on the shop floor, in your showroom, or studio actually conducting business. You want to get to know your customers on a first name basis. You want your family and friends to be able to recognize the real you and not faded photographs.
Let us help.
We are masochists, evidently. We truly enjoy sitting in dark, cramped spaces, poorly lit and fogged in by cigarette smoke, reeking of cheap whiskey. The conditions call to us. We need to write. We need to create. We need to save you from our chosen fate. Human contact to us is a necessary evil. Sunlight hurts our eyes. Fresh air makes us sneeze uncontrollably. Suffering for our craft makes us stronger, better, whiny - and we pass the savings on to you.
Get in touch with us. Tell us the parameters of what you need. We'll get back to you with a quote (usually from one of our favorite writers) and also a price for the work we'll do. It's that easy. All you'll have to do is pony up the cash and get out there and enjoy the irreplaceable decades you have left.
Mama, are we there yet?
Thank you for your time. Really.
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